"Everything's Fine" Women's Light & Airy Tank
Warning: Wearing this tank may result in people asking, "Did that really happen?" The answer is unfortunately yes.
Some days on the farm go exactly as planned.
This tank is not about those days.
The Everything's Fine™ Women's Tank celebrates one of the most unforgettable moments in Lazy Knoll Farm's history—a routine pasture chore that ended with a golf cart fully engulfed in flames. What started as dragging manure turned into a lesson involving loose hay, an oil leak, and a very convincing demonstration of how quickly things can go sideways.
The golf cart didn't make it.
The story did.
Featuring the Fake Farmers™ logo on the front and our signature flaming golf cart with "Everything's Fine" artwork on the back, this tank is for the women who know that experience usually comes disguised as a mistake.
Whether you're feeding livestock, pulling weeds, hauling feed, chasing kids, or simply trying your best with a plan that's rapidly falling apart, this tank serves as a reminder that sometimes all you can do is laugh and keep going.
Because farming isn't about never failing.
It's about surviving the failures and having a good story afterward.
Features
• Soft 100% cotton for all-day comfort
• Breathable 5.4-ounce fabric
• 50/50 poly-cotton blend for Neon colors
• 90/10 cotton-poly blend for Athletic Heather
• Side-seamed with a contoured body for a flattering feminine fit
• Scalloped hem for added style and comfort
• Removable tag for a scratch-free feel
• Lightweight enough for summer chores, farm days, and feed store runs
Design
Front: Signature Fake Farmers™ logo
Back: Flaming golf cart artwork with "Everything's Fine"
Perfect for women who have ever uttered the phrase, "Well, that wasn't supposed to happen."
Fake Farmers™ — Started Anyway. Learned the Hard Way.
